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Warning: If you suffer from acrophobia you might...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33z09le6D1qzfsnio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33z09le6D1qzfsnio2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://geyserofawesome.com/post/22077737157/warning-if-you-suffer-from-acrophobia-you-might" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;archiemcphee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Warning: If you suffer from acrophobia you might want to skip this post…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Have you ever wondered what it would be like to dive off a 14-storey building? Ok, that sounds a little suicidal, but that might just be the kind of sensation you’d experience when you’re sliding down Insano, the &lt;strong&gt;highest water slide in the world&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Part of the &lt;a href="http://www.beachpark.com.br/site/en/water-park/attraction-insano.asp"&gt;Beach Park&lt;/a&gt; water park near the Brazilian city of Fortaleza, Insano is known as one of the most thrilling water park attractions in the world. Constructed in 1989, standing 41 meters high (that’s 135 feet!), it still holds the record for the highest water slide on Earth. That’s as tall as a 14-storey building, in case you were wondering. What makes Insano “the most extreme equipment of this type on the planet” (according to the beach park’s &lt;a href="http://www.beachpark.com.br/site/en/water-park/attraction-insano.asp"&gt;official site&lt;/a&gt;) is the very steep slide that really lets gravity do its number on anyone crazy enough to try it. Apparently, the whole decent takes just 4 to 5 seconds but during that time you can reach speeds of up to 105 km/h. That’s as fast as a Ferrari.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Are you insane enough to take a ride down Insano?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[via &lt;a href="http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/worlds-highest-water-slide-is-called-insano-looks-pretty-insane.html"&gt;Oddity Central&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/22178787271</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/22178787271</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 01:29:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Be advised: if you are seeking power at the state fair llama...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphb1gHIXy1qd2i3zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Be advised: if you are seeking power at the state fair llama pavilion this year, you are going to face some stiff competition.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/8533381767</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/8533381767</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 19:39:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Demolition Derby Helmetcam!  I lucked out and found a dude...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/s2lJbOq729w?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Demolition Derby Helmetcam!  I lucked out and found a dude willing to wear a camera as he participated in this year’s orgy of automotive destruction.  The camera crapped out after a few crashes, but what little we got is pretty awesome!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/8444855047</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/8444855047</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 18:29:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Got way impressed watching these kooks go at it last Friday...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g6CeXBdWAK4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Got way impressed watching these kooks go at it last Friday night.  If you ever hear that Sir Deja Doog and The Wasted Knights are playing a show- GO TO THAT SHOW.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/6759535126</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/6759535126</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 13:03:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>planninevideo:

FILTH AND WISDOM- in case the gigantic print at...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llto21zz161qgotmzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://planninevideo.tumblr.com/post/5876040929"&gt;planninevideo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;FILTH AND WISDOM- in case the gigantic print at the top of the box is too subtle for you, I’d like to point out that this is A FILM BY MADONNA.  It stars the dude from Gogol Bordello, and is pretty good.  Also, it is BY MADONNA.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/5880723027</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/5880723027</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 20:00:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Look at these badasses.  Josh Brewer, Addison &amp; Lewis...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/wastingtheinternet/5413857103/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_5413857103" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Look at these badasses.  Josh Brewer, Addison &amp; Lewis Rogers, Sam Torneo: the heroes that made the overnight Plan Nine move possible.  Here they are rolling the counter down 6th Street at 5:30am!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/5413857103</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/5413857103</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 01:04:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Plan Nine Video 4.0 as of 8:30 this morning.  No sleep since...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/wastingtheinternet/5359351258/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_5359351258" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Plan Nine Video 4.0 as of 8:30 this morning.  No sleep since 8:30 yesterday morning.  Going to bed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/5359351258</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/5359351258</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 08:33:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Yet more cuteness from the Bloomington Animal Shelter!</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/wastingtheinternet/4599954427/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_4599954427" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="267" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yet more cuteness from the Bloomington Animal Shelter!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/4599954427</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/4599954427</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 00:30:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Celebrated rap singer Lil Wayne gave a nice concert in...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/wastingtheinternet/4583291414/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_4583291414" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Celebrated rap singer Lil Wayne gave a nice concert in Bloomington last night.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/4583291414</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/4583291414</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 13:27:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Yet another delightful pooch available for adoption at the...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/wastingtheinternet/4560762919/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_4560762919" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yet another delightful pooch available for adoption at the Bloomington Animal Shelter.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/4560762919</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/4560762919</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 17:05:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Available at the Bloomington Animal Shelter:  perhaps the...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/wastingtheinternet/4213890108/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_4213890108" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Available at the Bloomington Animal Shelter:  perhaps the sweetest dog to ever have lived.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/4213890108</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/4213890108</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:32:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Here’s how to perform live music.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="320" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ocx_1RoB9d4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here’s how to perform live music.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2774324495</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2774324495</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 02:43:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>An Attractive Small Bag</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/wastingtheinternet/2593761741/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_2593761741" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="533" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;An Attractive Small Bag&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2593761741</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2593761741</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 04:09:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
My nephew Quinn, a delightful little fellow, just turned 4....</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="240" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iblw9RZfpHQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My nephew Quinn, a delightful little fellow, just turned 4. Here he is reacting with typical candor to a surprise birthday treat presented to him by the good people at El Norteno.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2547054216</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2547054216</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 18:00:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2522445874</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2522445874</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 23:42:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2504154320</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2504154320</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 19:03:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>We got our nieces an Incred-A-Ball for Christmas.  Tomorrow they...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/wastingtheinternet/2439306413/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_2439306413" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We got our nieces an Incred-A-Ball for Christmas.  Tomorrow they will wake to find that we drunkenly damaged it with inappropriate use, but for now we are heroes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2439306413</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2439306413</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 21:15:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>So maybe 6 years ago this kid Zeke came to Rhino’s Youth...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="320" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bXqaBe9Sna4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So maybe 6 years ago this kid Zeke came to Rhino’s Youth Center and wanted to get involved with the video program (which I ran, and continue to run).  He was pretty hilarious, but kind of hard to corral.  The only skit we were ever able to complete was this bit of stupidness.  Anyway, point is- “Zeke” is now known as Grey Damon, star of FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS and TRUE BLOOD!  Crazy.  The skit also features Nile Arena, who will probably also be famous someday.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2085660620</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/2085660620</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 17:14:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Here’s a taste of what jerks who don’t go to the...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="320" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/I02GQAxcqbc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here’s a taste of what jerks who don’t go to the Japanther show this Thursday will be missing.  9 pm at Club Cool- do it!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/1984470731</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/1984470731</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 03:08:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Had a moment of intense terror last night, but (spoiler alert)...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/wastingtheinternet/1657250965/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_1657250965" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="533" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Had a moment of intense terror last night, but (spoiler alert) it was all a big misunderstanding.  What’s more, I learned an important lesson about feathers.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/1657250965</link><guid>http://wastingtheinternet.tumblr.com/post/1657250965</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 03:33:35 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
